Beware.

I think Mister Underappreciated, annoying little cuss (put in something random here) has a blog-posting fetish.
From his Daily Movie Quotes to "Things No one Cares About", he's filling up our motherboard. Quickly, if we don't stop his evil-doing, the world will be his to pollute with blog posts forever!
Beware, my grandchildren. Beware.

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