Promotion #2!

Hey, you found it!
Great job! Read along this blog for more details and the Daily Movie Quotes. If you came to this blog from instructions on the flyer, good job! You have found promotion #2! Here's how the scavenger hunt works: when you find the first promotion, there will be a clue to the next promotion. And so on, until you get to the last promotion, in which case there will be a message saying to email us at techincolorzine@gmail.com (yes, techincolor is supposed to be spelled wrong) and tell us the promotions that you saw along with your name and email address! And if you win, you get your name posted in our magazine in our Technicolor Wall of Fame! What is more cool than that?! Before you leave though, you may want to read the directions for our uber-awesome scavenger hunt and get the clue to the next promotion:

-You must go in order of promotions. We will ask for the order in which you got the clues in, and if you aren't in order, you lose. If you are missing any in your list, you lose as well.
-The clues on the promotions lead to the next one, they may be a little hard to decipher. But do your best!
-We will not give you any answers or hints to the clues if you ask us. We will turn you down.

Okay, now here's your clue:
For this awesome hunt,
As plain as can be,
Clues are a plenty,
Even for you and me.
But just you remember,
On this clue there might be
One secret message
Kept hidden, can you see?

Keep looking, somewhere the clue says where the next promotion is, but if you can't get it, the next promo is on a PAGE of Technicolor. But, it may not be a magazine page... Did you find the clue yet? If so, good. But if not, I hope you will still be a FAN of us. And if you're not, maybe you should BECOME A FAN! Now on to promotion #3!

What's coming up in Technicolor Magazine

Do you have a unique collection that's unlike any other? Are there any cool knick knacks or collectibles in your room that you'd like to share with others? You might like this article called A Collection Of Collections, written by me, Alec Brown. Read along as I take you through some of the collections of the students of LASA. I may even have a few of mine to tell you about as well... So be sure to read this article next time you pick up the best magazine with the name Technicolor Magazine: TECHNICOLOR MAGAZINE!!!

-underappreciated annoying little cuss (UALC)

Hey guys! It's me, the mysterious Froot Loop. Y'all may know the Leslie Cochran of Austin, but do you really know him? Do you really know he was born in Miami, FL, Jacksonville Hospital, 3rd floor, East Wing (he forgot the room number unfournately)? In the article "Richest Hobo in Austin" (the title was supposed to something else but Ms. Young thought it was too vulgar), find out more about the famous Austinite!

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be a froot loop in a world of cheerios.

Weekly Movie Quote

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a sh*t load o' dimes!"

Hint: This movie is pretty much the most racist, foul, cheesy, gross, and ultimately funny movie with an all-star cast, with Gene Wilder (the old Willy Wonka) starring as a fast-handed, drunken, retired gunslinger.

Last Week's Answer: Stripes

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Unappreciated, annoying little cuss (who is, was, and will be)

Hey guys, its me again!

A lot of you may have Mr. Spurgeon for Algebra II, but what do you really know about him? Did you know that he was born in Indiana? Didn't think so. Read the article "The Spurgeon Factor" to find out about this and more.

~calico kitty~

Daily Movie Quote

"THAT'S THE FACT, JACK!!!"

Hint: This was a few years before the main actors starred in the movie Ghostbusters. But, let me put it this way, these guys make life in the army look easy...

Yesterday's Answer: The Silence of the Lambs

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Unappreciated, annoying little cuss (who burned his hand... at night)

Jellybeans.

I brought some jellybeans from Easter to class the other day, and I had an ephipany.



People who eat jellybeans fart in Techincolor.


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Camping Trip

Hey, fellow Technicolorians. I went on an awesome camping trip this weekend. We stayed right next to Moccasin Creek, infested with water moccasins. We also saw a beaver, complete with lodge, roasted marshmallows, had hot dogs for dinner, rode a "mule" (name of the golf cart) through the forest, and shot a 22. It was really fun. Oh yeah, there were tons of yellow wild flowers. You think I'm exaggerating, but I'm not. If you were looking at the meadow, it would look like a solid yellow. Here are some pictures of the trip:

Daily Movie Quote

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

Hint: This movie is credited as one of the only movies to win the five main Academy Awards: Best Screenplay, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Actress, and Best Picture. You'd better get started finding the answer, so fly fly fly. Fly, fly, fly.


Yesterday's Answers: 1776 and The Sandlot


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Unappreciated, annoying little cuss (who takes... aw screw it. No one will read this anyway)

Daily Movie Quote

"New York abstains- courteously."

"You're killin' me Smalls! You're killin' me!"

Hint #1: Chances are you probably saw this movie in middle school when studying the declaration of independence.

Hint #2: Actually, you probably don't need a hint for this one.

Yesterday's Answer: The Goonies

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Unappreciated, annoying little cuss (who had to put two quotes instead of one in order to please Madame I-Think-I-Control-This-Segment, A.K.A. Froot Loop)

I think Mr. Under-appreciated annoying little cuss needs to stop posting because he is flooding the blog and swamping out all the good stuff. Change daily movie quote back to weekly. Or every other day.


~calico kitty

p.s. Under-appreciated annoying little cuss DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY! It is just a joke

Beware.

I think Mister Underappreciated, annoying little cuss (put in something random here) has a blog-posting fetish.
From his Daily Movie Quotes to "Things No one Cares About", he's filling up our motherboard. Quickly, if we don't stop his evil-doing, the world will be his to pollute with blog posts forever!
Beware, my grandchildren. Beware.

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Daily Movie Quote

"In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life!"

HINT: This stars two now famous stars, like Sean Astin (who is well known for his role as Sam in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy) and Josh Brolin (Who was the star of No Country For Old Men and co-star of Milk).

Yesterday's Answer: Spaceballs

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Unappreciative, annoying little cuss (who will make sure that someone loses their particulars 'cause the GD font and boldness toolbar has been taken away on blogspot, so now I can't actually make a good Daily Movie Quote than this one. Someone will rue this day. I vow my life on it.)

My name is Unappreciated-igo, annoying-toya de little-osa cuss-ito. You killed my font and boldness toolbar. Prepare to die.

Hey, could people that don't own the blog not post the answers to the movie qs in the comment box? Others would like to guess too

Daily Movie Quote

"I'm your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!"

Hint: If you have ever seen Star Wars, then you might have heard of this parody movie.


Yesterday's Answer: Office Space


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Unappreciated, annoying little cuss (who turns the wine into Dr. Pepper when Jesus turns the water into wine.)

More things no one cares about

-new Air Buddies movies
-McDonald's
-school rules (chances are, you're breaking one right now.)
-the second sequel of any movie (Shrek 3, Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and Spiderman 3 all sucked anyways.)
-internet explorer
-Paris Hilton
-screw it, no one's probably gonna read this anyway

Daily Movie Quote

"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a mo-MENT!"

Hint: This hit movie was filmed in Austin, and the restaurant scene at Chotchkie's (in the movie) was filmed at The Alligator Grill on South Lamar, which unfortunately closed recently.

Yesterday's Answer: The Color Purple

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Unappreciated, annoying little cuss (who is NOT Alec Brown)

More things no one cares about

-Straight to DVD movies
-those crappy toys grocery stores sell in the front of the store
-what's not "PC"
-those "_____ just answered a question about you! Find out what she said!" things on facebook
-Cornell notes
-whether you drive a hybrid or not, whether you buy organic food, and other stupid environmental, hippy, weed-smoking controversies (it's not like 100,000 out of 6,000,000,000 people in the world using environmentally-safe products is gonna help.)
-parents who think their teenage kids still believe in Santa or the easter bunny
-teenage kids who still believe in Santa or the easter bunny
-those Haiti relief charity funds (you're not fooling anyone)
-MadTV
-Canada (name one reason why it's important to the world)

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Unappreciated, annoying little cuss (who is Chinese, as well as a compulsive liar)

Just read

I'm getting pretty tired of all the people out there who just get mad at others for no reason. It can be little or nothing, but to all those out there who take their anger out on others just because its Monday, stop. And to those of you reading this who say that they don't have a problem with this, bull. And no, I'm not taking my anger out on people just by writing this, I just want this to stop. Also, people love to point out what is "PC" and what isn't, yet no one, including the person pointing it out, don't really care. We all say racist jokes and call everyone names and things like that (and to the people who say they don't say racist jokes, laughing at them counts too.). So, "PC" is just at term that was probably made up by some sensitive crybaby who got offended at some joke or label directed at either their race or job (but if it's to one specific person, that's another situation entirely that can be considered offensive). And something else, no one cares about Justin Bieber. For those who find Bieber's music cool, examine your brain because you might have a tumor. That's what I call a House Connection because that's the kind of connection Dr. House would make (and he's usually right anyways). To make it easy for you readers, here is a list of things no one cares about:

-Justin Bieber
-myspace
-Jonas Brothers
-the Twilight vs. Harry Potter controversy
-whatever new trend fashion magazines announce in their new lines (two reasons: only rich people can afford them, and not even rich people buy them anyways 'cause they look like a retarded person made it in art class.)
-Kim Kardashian
-American Dad
-Octomom and her debt troubles
-Angelina's fetish for adopting foreign children and finding weird names for them
-the fact that you went to the gym last night
-any new diet on the market (they don't work anyways, and if they do they won't work for you)
-guest speakers on drugs or alcohol (we already know that stuff) (the drunk glasses thing is cool though)
-homework (saw that coming)
-the "I have read the terms and agree to the terms" check box
-whatever happened to Bush
-what you did last summer
-anything pop-ups sell
-those "if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with ____, you may be eligible for a large sum of money" commercials
-frauds from Africa asking for you credit card number
-American Idol (well, it's true)
-The Simpsons (stop denying it, it stopped being funny a decade ago)

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Unappreciated, annoying little cuss (who's hotter than Jacob from Twilight)

Daily Movie Quote

"I may be poor, I may be black, I may even be ugly. But, by God, I'm here! I'm here!"

Hint: This was Oprah's film debut, which also got her an Oscar nomination for best supporting actress.


Yesterday's Answer: Ghostbusters


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Unappreciated, annoying little cuss (who wonders what the world sees in Justin Bieber)

Daily Movie Quote

"It's the Staypuft Marshmallow Man."

Hint: This movie co-starred Sigourney Weaver, co-starring as the doctor in "Avatar."

Yesterday's Answer: Fantastic Mr. Fox

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Underappreciated, annoying little cuss (who likes to move it, move it)

Daily Movie Quote (Sorry I skipped Good Friday)

"That's bad songwriting! You wrote a bad song Petey!"

HINT: This movie was nominated for best animated feature and best music this year, and the star was also nominated for an Academy Award for his role in "Up In the Air."

THURSDAY'S ANSWER: Ghost

P.S.- Hope everyone had a good Good Friday and has a happy Easter Sunday. My parents tried to hide my gift from me, but failed miserably. Not only did I see my gift, but they sort of gave it away when they asked "Alec, do you already have MONK Season 8?" They know I know. Again, hope everyone has a great Easter!

Signed-
Underappreciated, annoying little cuss (who will soon have world domination)